you know you're a mom when...

you have no idea what day of the week it is,

let alone the number associated with this day

you spend your days with someone who has cooler clothes than you 

you talk about poop, a lot

you find yourself scrubbing toilets, showering & doing laundry at 10pm

your purse is full of toys

you've crawled under the bed at 2AM searching for a pacifier like your life depended on it

you look at their pictures when they're asleep

you never pee alone

yep, I wheel her high chair into the bathroom