I shower with the curtain half open, to keep an eye on my toddler...
I go to the bathroom with the door open...and most of the time an audience...
I like buying clothes for my kid way more than I like buying clothes for myself ...
My purse is full of diapers, extra pacifiers and toys...
When my baby cries I automatically ask "what time is it?"....
I eat fast and forget to drink enough water...
I use tv watching time to fold mountains of laundry...
my nose can smell a poopy diaper from a mile away...
I can recite several kids books by memory (brown bear brown bear, what do you see?)...
Because I'm a mom, my heart is most happy knowing she's happy & healthy