Saturday, April 23, 2011

States of Shame

My hubby is taking a cop test right now...I have been sick for the last couple of days, So I'm sitting home having some tea and reading random articles. I came across one particular one and had to share my thoughts about it.


Ugliest residents in North Dakota made me laugh, that's pretty insulting to those living there.

Suicide in Alaska, I can completely understand that as awful as it is. I think Id wanna kill myself too if I hardly ever saw the sun and high temperatures in the summer months were 40 degrees. Weather really does wonders on ones daily mood, I can say that from experience.

Mississippi and Alabama have the most obesity and strokes, doesn't surprise me... think how heavy south cooking is. On our drive from NY to AZ we stopped in Alabama overnight, all these people eat for breakfast is biscuits with gravy, and by gravy I don't mean the brown turkey yummy stuff, I mean THICK, chunky, lard-like white grossness. I wish I had taken a picture, I would have posted it here.
Bestiality in Washington state...hahaha WTF?
Gonorrhea in Louisiana totally makes sense too. All those creepers on Bourbon Street who go home with strangers after a drunk night out. EWW!
Highest Cost of Living in Hawaii is a bummer, I would move there in a heart beat, if it was at all possible. Seriously the most amazing place Ive ever been to.

Most porn usage in Utah also made me laugh...
Worst drivers based on accident rates in Massachusetts concerns me, considering my best friend is planning on living there. Car aaccidents in general scare me so much. I always made Danny text me as soon as he gets to work. Hes been doing that for me for as long as Ive known him. I drive like a Grandma and I don't care - better safe than sorry, right?



2 comments:

  1. THICK, chunky, lard like grossness...hahahaha

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  2. Since I found you on instagram last night and intrigued by you living in AZ, I wanted to read through your blog a little bit to get to know you better! ha! This post is super funny. Especially the most porn usage in Utah! I haven't been to Hawaii yet but I want to make it a goal for 2014 to get us there! Your pictures from there are beautiful too.

    Jill @ http://youmeandcapri.com

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